Film & TV

The First Tweets Ever From Our Favorite Celebrities Are Just As You’d Imagine

Film & TV

The First Tweets Ever From Our Favorite Celebrities Are Just As You’d Imagine

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There’s a tool making the rounds this morning that lets you look up your first tweet ever. Twitter launched it as part of their eighth birthday celebration. Like most 8 year  olds it’s still a maddening pain in the ass that makes you want to pull your hair out one moment, and cradle it and cuddle it to sleep in the next. Try it here.

We thought it would be fun to look up what the first tweets ever were from some of our favorite celebrities (traffic-drivers) here at Bullett, and, surprisingly, it turns out that almost everyone we looked at pretty much conformed to exactly how we perceive them. Check it out.

So dramatic and enthusiastic! We’re all in this together you guys!

Always be self-promoting. AND YELLING. 

Low self esteem 🙁  but hungry 🙂

Story of the modeling business isn’t it?

No idea what she’s even talking about. 

All those exclamation points… so phallic. 

Boring.

Not really interested in what he’s talking about there, but looks good doing it.

SHARING THE BEST STUFF WITH YOU GUYS ALWAYS <3

Ominous and melodramatic. 

So charming and dorky, but with a sincerity underneath.

REGULAR GIRL JUST LIKE US.

Life is hard. 

Stirring the shit pot from day one. 

Not sure if he’s serious or not. Ever.

lol, how’d that work out?

Just blessed to be in her presense. 

Not as funny as we want. 

Very blunt.

I bet that’s what you tweet to all the girls.

Douchey, yet implausibly charming.

Scary, yet enticing all at the same time.