There’s a tool making the rounds this morning that lets you look up your first tweet ever. Twitter launched it as part of their eighth birthday celebration. Like most 8 year olds it’s still a maddening pain in the ass that makes you want to pull your hair out one moment, and cradle it and cuddle it to sleep in the next. Try it here.
We thought it would be fun to look up what the first tweets ever were from some of our favorite celebrities (traffic-drivers) here at Bullett, and, surprisingly, it turns out that almost everyone we looked at pretty much conformed to exactly how we perceive them. Check it out.
Hey World, It’s B! I’m so excited to invite you to my new http://t.co/fZxlrtAh – we’ve been working hard, and it’s finally ready for you XO
— Beyoncé Knowles (@Beyonce) April 5, 2012
So dramatic and enthusiastic! We’re all in this together you guys!
NEW SONG AND VISUAL FROM MY NEW ALBUM BEING PROJECTED TONIGHT ACROSS THE GLOBE ON 66 BUILDINGS, LOCATIONS @ http://t.co/7BZwfPawwZ
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) May 18, 2013
Always be self-promoting. AND YELLING.
@wafflesgirls: WE SUCK. lets get followed.
— Sky Ferreira (@skyferreira) September 7, 2008
Low self esteem 🙁 but hungry 🙂
@StormModels I have finally sold my soul and joined twitter! Haha
— Cara Delevingne (@Caradelevingne) June 22, 2011
Story of the modeling business isn’t it?
@cullenstalin yep yep brrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap bang! only for you
— M.I.A (@MIAuniverse) March 12, 2009
No idea what she’s even talking about.
THE OFFICIAL Terry Richardson!!!
— Terry Richardson (@Terry_World) September 21, 2009
All those exclamation points… so phallic.
Welcome to the official Miley Cyrus “Gypsy Heart Tour” twitter page!!!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 30, 2011
— James Franco (@JamesFrancoTV) January 24, 2012
Not really interested in what he’s talking about there, but looks good doing it.
Can’t wait to see everyone at the Fashion For Passion charity event tonight at RS Lounge! http://myloc.me/6iAfB
— BULLETT Media (@BULLETTMedia) April 22, 2010
SHARING THE BEST STUFF WITH YOU GUYS ALWAYS <3
and it begins.. -j
— JARED LETO (@JaredLeto) April 3, 2009
Ominous and melodramatic.
I hemmed. I hawed. I joined twitter. Alas. Reason? I saw “The Cove” this weekend and it blew my mind. Everyone should see this movie. -zd
— zooey deschanel (@ZooeyDeschanel) August 18, 2009
So charming and dorky, but with a sincerity underneath.
i think my fingernails are too short to be a member of the twittersphere
— Lorde (@lordemusic) November 22, 2012
REGULAR GIRL JUST LIKE US.
is just now finding out about twitter…this is confusing
— Karlie Kloss (@karliekloss) May 6, 2009
Life is hard.
what if i started shit on this plane and you saw the news that a plane is being escorted by f17s. Just kidding. seriously. just kidding.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) August 6, 2009
Stirring the shit pot from day one.
Hey It’s Jonah! Welcome to my official twitter & facebook. Looking forward to talking to you guys about our feelings: http://bit.ly/h8z0Ll
— Jonah Hill (@JonahHill) March 7, 2011
Not sure if he’s serious or not. Ever.
Thinking we’re only one signature away from ending the war in Iraq. Learn more at http://www.barackobama.com
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) April 29, 2007
lol, how’d that work out?
Hi everyone, this is the real me! I won’t be able to tweet often but I just wanted to say hello. Have a great summer, love Emma x
— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) July 16, 2010
Just blessed to be in her presense.
checking out and checking in
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) June 1, 2007
Not as funny as we want.
Hello. This is Seth. And… I TWEET!!!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) December 22, 2011
Fine…you got me.
— Drizzy (@Drake) March 28, 2009
I bet that’s what you tweet to all the girls.
i have come to join you pleas be gentle with me as ive been feeling vulnerable… yet implausibly, sexy
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) January 26, 2009
Douchey, yet implausibly charming.
is using this shit for the first time. i am scared.
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) February 1, 2009
Scary, yet enticing all at the same time.