At this point, it’s fairly well established that if you’re going to Coachella you’re a loser and part of the problem and probably fat. But according to the NY Daily News, there’s also a chance that you’re a mid-level starlet looking to cash in. They report that Glee star Lea Michele is being paid $20,000 by Lacoste to wear their clothes at the festival which kicks off this Friday, while Vanessa Hudgens scored $15,000 from McDonald’s to attend while dressed as the Hamburgler. Aaron Paul has gotten word out that he wants $15,000 plus two VIP passes to attend, while rumor has it that Kate Bosworth is seeking double that. On that note, this might be a good time to add that BULLETT is also looking for money to attend the festival, but we are demanding $7 billion. Please email email@example.com if you want in.