Heidi Klum may be best known for her super awkward reality TV show zingers, but did you also know that she is also a professional attractive woman renowned throughout the world for such talents as her bum, and also her SYMMETRICAL FACIAL STRUCTURE? Those qualities were on display over the weekend when the German or Austrian or whatever model posted a few CANDID SNAPS of said posterior to her Instagram account, the popular based social media platform used primarily for the exchange of schadenfreude and false humility in visual form. “Ouch”, she wrote in the caption on this image of her SANDY ASS and EPIC TANLINES.
Elsewhere, the 40 year old mother of four played a convincing Midwestern teenager on her first family vacation, sporting some CUTE BEADED CORNROWS.
And that was the blog post about Heidi Klum’s Instagram.