Eva Mendes hates pants.
Sweatpants are too comfortable, jeans aren’t comfortable enough; why can’t makers of pants ever please you Mendes?
“I think jeans are really uncomfortable actually – aren’t they? They’re so restrictive!” the pants-hating actress told WhoWhatWear. “If you see me in jeans, it’s probably because all my skirts are at the dry cleaners or just dirty.”
Mendes’ PR really ought to advise her to stop talking about pants in interviews. Didn’t she just have a baby with the most obsessed over actor in Hollywood? Isn’t she an actress herself? Why do you keep talking about poor, defenseless pants? At this point, Eva Mendes is Homer Simpson: