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‘Drunk Jeff Goldblum’ Meme Makes Its Return

Culture

‘Drunk Jeff Goldblum’ Meme Makes Its Return

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I don’t know where I was in 2008—drunk in a Pi Kappa Alpha frat house, most likely —but I didn’t know that the “Drunk Jeff Goldblum” meme was A Thing, and not just some spontaneously brilliant video hatched out of the Internet’s dark side. (Like most spontaneously brilliant videos, I suppose.) But yes: Drunk Jeff Goldblum was A Thing where clips of the actor were slowed down to make him seem properly sauced, so that any number of otherwise mundane things he’d say would be rendered hilarious and not, well, mundane. There hadn’t been a new video, apparently, in quite some time, but recently, a video wherein drunk Goldblum talks about buying a chair via PayPal was put online for everyone to discover, some of us quite literally. It’s fantastic and silly and it’s Tuesday, so enjoy.