A conservative blogger and “digital media professional” has posted a how-to fashion guide for confused conservatives unfamiliar with the sartorial codes of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), which takes place this week. Adrienne Royer’s infographic is titled “What to Wear at CPAC” and it breaks down the dos and the don’ts of Republican schmooze dressing. Royer uploaded the guide to her Pinterest page and it’s had a healthy internet life since, amusing columnists at Salon and New York Magazine. The don’ts are the best because you can totally picture a pre-Romney Sarah Palin or, like, Snooki wearing “dressy” shorts or Uggs to the conference. Now we just need a recording of Karl Lagerfeld reading the graphic and everything will be lol in the world.