Any dog owner knows that dogs do not time their pees for our amusement. However, this poor canine who just so happened to be relieving him or herself on a hydrant while none other than Gigi Hadid struts on by, is assumed to be doing just that.
Most dogs don’t have Instagram (and those who do have it against their will. How on earth could Marnie the Dog post and scroll without opposable thumbs?!) and dogs are generally unimpressed by a human’s hotness. It’s therefore safe to assume that the dog community is generally unaware of Gigi Hadid (aside from, say, the Kardashian/Jenner clan’s various canines). So, aside from the pesky photogs taking pictures of the poor creature while it’s doing its business, surely this pup has no idea that one of the world’s biggest supermodels and Zayn Malik’s gf is within range of its stream.
Still, the internet implicated the dog, because that’s what the internet does.
“At least one New Yorker is unimpressed by Gigi Hadid,” reads Page Six’s headline. Of course the dog was unimpressed, she isn’t made of bacon!
Buzzfeed took it one step further, saying, “This incredibly rude dog peed near Gigi Hadid,” adding the subheading, “Not a good boy.” Not a good boy?! I was under the impression that dogs were encouraged to pee outdoors, and isn’t a fire hydrant the number one most adorable place for a dog to pee?
I haven’t felt so bad for a dog since that pup was dragged to a Trump rally.
Meanwhile, there was one person that did recognize Hadid: the dog’s owner.