Proof that we live in a silly world comes in the news that DMX, the gravelly-voiced, washed up rapper, is going to compete in a boxing match against George Zimmerman, murderer. The stunt match was set up by “celebrity” boxing promoter Damon Feldman, who chose DMX out of a group of 15,000 applicants, including the rapper The Game, dying to kick the shit out of the man who was acquitted of the murder of Trayvon Martin. The best part about all of this are DMX’s quotes, which reads “I am going to beat the living fuck out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him right up.” Then he threatened to piss on George Zimmerman’s face. The fight will take place on March 1st, and more details will be announced later today. Now excuse me while I go wash my brain.