Chris Brown is an intentionally controversial dude. Ever since the avalanche of shit he (rightfully) took over beating up his then-girlfriend Rihanna at the 2009 Grammys, he’s further cocooned himself inside a pit of self-aggrandizement while taking every opportunity he can to criticize “the haters,” wherever they are. So this new story is not entirely surprising, but here we go: TMZ reports that last night, Brown and his entourage got in a fight with Drake and his entourage at a NYC nightclub over their mutual trysts with Rihanna, an incident that was presumably confirmed by Brown posting photos of his injured face to Twitter along with Tweets like “How u party wit rich nigga that hate? Lol… Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!” This next part is completely wild and immensely unconfirmed, but bastion-of-truthiness MediaTakeOut says that the fight started when Brown sent a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table, one that was returned with a note that read “I’m fucking the love of your life, deal with it.” Which is insane, and totally confrontational, and possibly not true at all, but it’s too juicy not to note and giggle about, and loosely take sides based on who seems less reprehensible. (Trick question, no one will ever be grosser than Chris Brown.) By the time cops showed up, Drake and Brown were long gone, so that might be the end of it for now. We’ll wait to see who records the first diss track.