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Contessa Stuto aka Cunt Mafia Is Pop’s Panacea; See Her #HeavyMeta Video for “Reign in Ratchet”

Music

Contessa Stuto aka Cunt Mafia Is Pop’s Panacea; See Her #HeavyMeta Video for “Reign in Ratchet”

Cunt Mafia takes no prisoners in her new video for "Reign In Ratchet".
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“Pussy, glock, machete / lipgloss or a hatchet / we’re killing motherfuckers / we reign in ratchet” is the first line of “Reign In Ratchet,” rapper and ringleader Contessa Stuto‘s debut video, which, along with its aggressively beguiling Slayer sample, pretty much lets us know from the get-go that we won’t be in for yet anoSEOther vanilla twerkfest. Stuto, aka the queen of Cunt Mafia, who is a vision with her chartreuse bob and “PLAYTEX” fake Pyrex shorts, has been making moves with her Paper-Nightlife-Award-winning personality and notorious raves/after-hours, as well as being the inspiration for Azealia Banks’ recent track “Count Contessa.” Frequently popping off on Twitter, lamenting a music and art scene full of unoriginal submissives she has nicknamed “Broke Candys” and “Miley Viruses,” it should be refreshing to see a woman and an artist stand up for herself and put on for her people, whether you agree with her or not.

Contessa is sexy as fuck, both a classic and a true original, and homegirl’s Vines have more personality than most major label artists’ entire videos. I suspect anyone who’s not feeling her of being one of the Chads or Beckys she rages against, and we’ll certainly tune in to whatever she gets up to next.