Film & TV

‘Creationist Cosmos’ Provides Biblical Explanations For Mysteries of the Universe

Film & TV

‘Creationist Cosmos’ Provides Biblical Explanations For Mysteries of the Universe

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The success of the recent Fox series Cosmos, in which Neil Degrasse Tyson explains the mysteries of the universe, has led to a predictable series of whines from creationists, saying they deserve equal time to have their views explained. Tyson, to his credit, has called bullshit on that. “You don’t talk about the spherical earth with NASA and then say let’s give equal time to the flat-earthers,” he said.

But recognizing a demand when they see it — dumb people watch tv too, or, rather, dumb people watch tv especially, a new series called Creationist Cosmos has arrived to fill the void. The series, narrated by Timothy Simons, the sort of lovable idiot from Veep, explains things like “What do we know about black holes? What are they really?” in a way that readers of the Bible will feel comfortable with:

“They don’t exist.”

h/t Mediaite