It’s a question we’ve all been wondering, so we might as well just man up and face it before things get out of hand: What would Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus look like if they swapped bodies, perhaps in some sort of magical wishing fountain type shenanigans? Cosmopolitan‘s Carly Cardellino has the answer, mashing up photos by Kathleen Kamphausen, and simultaneously mashing up our brains and bikini area feeling spots.
So let’s play Marry, Fuck, Kill. That’s easy. Marry Kim Cyrus, fuck Miley Kardashian, then kill yourself for insulting god’s pure creation by consorting with such unnatural science-beasts.