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Republicans Shocked to Discover Bradley Cooper is Not Deceased Navy SEAL Chris Kyle

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Republicans Shocked to Discover Bradley Cooper is Not Deceased Navy SEAL Chris Kyle

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Famous actor Bradley Cooper attended the DNC on Wednesday. You would know this if you were watching the DNC on Wednesday, as Cooper’s face got a lot of airtime (not mad). I’m feeling that beard, Bradley. His girlfriend (smh), supermodel Irina Shayk, was also there.

Republican movie fans did not notice her, however, because they were too busy being outraged that Cooper, the very man that played Navy SEAL Chris Kyle in American Sniper is a Democrat. They were also shocked to discover that famous actor Bradley Cooper and deceased Navy SEAL Chris Kyle are, in fact, not the same person.

These people took to twitter to express their concerns.





It’s also worth noting that Cooper has been an open Democrat for years, even donating money to Hillary’s 2008 campaign.

So I’d like to thank Bradley Cooper, for looking great with that beard, but also for teaching some folks that the stuff they see in the movie theaters is not real life. I’ll be damned if that doesn’t make him a true American hero.