February 6, 2013

This may be hard for normal people like you to understand, but life is hard for Chris Brown. I get it, personally. The fame, the money, the adulation, and the beautiful women are nice, but what about all the ab-maintenance, and when the law expects you to actually carry out your sentence for that one time you smashed in the face of your national treasure girlfriend? And then people call you out on your obnoxious behavior? That’s not easy, it’s just not. Brown explained how it is in an Instagram rant, which, of course Instagram is where you post large blocks of text.


When are you people going to let this fellow human being live as he wants, in the spotlight, adored for his creativity, but without all that, you know, attention?

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