Cultural Commentator

Chill Out Internet: Patrick Schwarzenegger Hugging a Girl is NBD

Cultural Commentator

Chill Out Internet: Patrick Schwarzenegger Hugging a Girl is NBD

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Patrick Schwarzenegger hugged a human woman on Sunday, which, according to the Internet, is totally not cool. Yes, while on Spring Break in Mexico, Miley’s BF embraced a bikini-clad female and the Daily Mail has, like, 30 grainy photographs to prove it (in case anyone cares to make a flipbook). The two also linked arms. OH THE HUMANITY!

Patrick took to Twitter to deny the implications of “foul play” made by countless celeb gossip rags:

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We at BULLETT are all for a cheating scandal (duh), but this sort of thing is completely absurd. Photographs of a celeb touching a member of the opposite sex do not a cheating scandal make. This is a waste of everyone’s time; chill the fuck out, Internet.