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In news that you’ve probably already seen a dozen breathless posts about on your Facebook wall unless you’re a Republican, Cher and Lady Gaga’s long delayed collaboration is set to drop in October. At least that’s what I make of these tweets from the iconic diva, whose dedication to replicating the way she talks with her tweets is impressive.

think ALL SONGS R Great so Far& I’m not Big Fan!GREAT Writers!GAGA IS MAJOR&Her VOCAL IS AMAZING!KUK Heard TGTLast nite 4 1st Time & FREAKED

In related news, I JUST! Saw the way CHER TWEETS & FREAKED 2! Apparently, the 65-year-old singing legend is also working with Timbaland and Pink on her forthcoming album as well. Hard to say for sure.

Doing Timbaland’s song 2nite,its GREAT,but High! Pink’s 2 Songs 2wksRT@yagomartins @Timbaland,Any news ’bout work W/Cher?Maybe a song title?

Admittedly, I haven’t been following Cher on Twitter for much longer than the five minutes it took to research this post, so maybe the fact that she is insane shouldn’t come as a surprise. No word on her feed as to when her rumored comedy album will be released, although she did provide a little taste of the joke stylings fans have come to know and expect from her years on the stand up circuit:

If Darth Vader & Dracula got married & had a Baby,it would be Dick Cheney!OMG! Darth Is BLACK &Born on another Planet Dicks Not an AMERICAN

As one follower Jack ‏@jackyeah77  responded:

@cher wtf is this even

I don’t know either, dude. I really don’t know.

Bum Luke O’Neil out on Twitter.