Don’t play us and don’t play yourself by sitting there and pretending like you’ve been up on the appeal of Celine Dion for some time—telling everyone that the Quebecois songstress could get it ever since you used to bump “I’m Your Angel” during your sensitive moments as a young one. For a lot of people, Dion hasn’t been more than a corny punchline for sometime (though anyone who can’t fuck with “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” is lying to themselves on a truly subterranean level). But take a gander at this pictorial the singer did for V, and all of a sudden ol’ girl’s not looking so corny, is she? You didn’t even know you were into girls wearing bear pants until you saw the Voice in Jeremy Scott just now, did you? Way to flex that Versace dress Celine; is that underboob I see? It’s something nice that Dion will be able to look back on when she’s in her old age, when the memory of her glory days will be reduced to her vast wealth and houses full of possessions.