Film & TV

‘Cecil the Lion Had It Coming’ and Other Hilarious Porn Dialogue From ‘Not Safe with Nikki Glaser’

Film & TV

‘Cecil the Lion Had It Coming’ and Other Hilarious Porn Dialogue From ‘Not Safe with Nikki Glaser’

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I know what you’re thinking, there’s no way the dialogue in porn could be any dumber than it already is, but when you’ve got comedians Nikki Glaser and Kyle Kinnane feeding lines to the performers on the fly, it’s a work of magic. Hilarious, stupid, magic.

The duo returned for the second installment of Aural Sex, on the Comedy Central series “Not Safe with Nikki Glaser,” a bit in which they instruct porn actors Jake Jace and Luna Star to say the most ridiculous things that come to mind in the middle of the act.

“I want to make you moan like a ghost with unfinished business,” is both the funniest, and somehow still sexy, thing I’ve ever heard.