As a man from Massachusetts there really isn’t much that Tom Brady could possibly do to make me critical of him. Maybe shitting the bed for ten years and going Super Bowl-less, sure. But other than that, he gets a free pass for life from me, even as he continues to fashion-troll the world with some of his more silly clothing and hair choices. But this, this look here from Saturday at hairstylist’s Harry Josh’s birthday party at New York’s Jane Hotel might be a bridge too far. This is worse than the safety on the first drive of the game against the Giants in 2012. This is the 18-1* of haircuts.