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Cameron Diaz Engaged to Benji Madden (?)

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Cameron Diaz Engaged to Benji Madden (?)

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After dating such quality, stand up humans as Paris Hilton and Holly Madison, Benji Madden has (allegedly) locked shit down with Cameron Diaz.

Diaz’s previous romances of note include 9-time Grammy award winning artist Justin Timberlake and 3-time AL MVP winning baseball player Alex Rodriguez. Benji Madden has neck tattoos and plays in the band Good Charlotte, which won “Fave International Band” at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids’ Choice Awards in 2007.

“She really doesn’t care about getting married but wants babies. He wants to get engaged and married first,” a very trustworthy friend of Diaz’s told Us Weekly.

Madden is gonna have to navigate that untamed bush first.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO.