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NEW MUSIC from Junglepussy: “Picky Bitch Checklist” (And We Get Her REAL P.B.C.)

Music

NEW MUSIC from Junglepussy: “Picky Bitch Checklist” (And We Get Her REAL P.B.C.)

Junglepussy isn't bougie, she's selective, in this Bullett exclusive premier of her new single, "Picky Bitch Checklist".
Junglepussy isn't bougie, she's selective, in this Bullett exclusive premier of her new single, "Picky Bitch Checklist".
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Twitter OG’s knew Junglepussy as a straight-talking, attitude-copping goldmine of wit and wisdom before her first single and video, “Cream Team”, debuted in fall of 2012. Not only was (and is) it boss as fuck as well as the birthplace of the phrase “straight cash in my titty stash”, but it also unmasked the substance behind the avatar, revealing Junglepussy as exactly the type of in-the-cut alpha she claims to be. No catfish.

With her Shy Guy-produced new single, “Picky Bitch Checklist”, Junglepussy once again gives us more of exactly what we’re loving about her– she’s got no time for the bullshit, and reminds you that you shouldn’t either. She’s not only relevant, but smart. She’s not only sexy, but classy. And not classy in a Louis-Vuitton-print spray tan kind of way, although her swag (and flow) occasionally hark back to mid-90s glory days of Kim and Foxy, when female emcees were busy being draped in diamonds and pearls while sipping chilled Dom instead of #TURNING #UP and twerking on banquets. Junglepussy demands the most of those who expect to keep company with her fit, gorgeous, impeccably groomed and (add it to the list) talented self, and she will settle for nothing less. In honor of the new track, I also asked her to give me the REAL Picky Bitch Checklist, or what she expects from a potential suitor if he wants an esteemed seat at the foot of her throne, preferably with a pedicure set and her favorite shade of O.P.I. before this TV rerun of Belly starts. Here’s what she said:

Junglepussy’s REAL Picky Bitch Checklist:

1. Pray for me
2. Dream of me
3. Wash your hands
4. Dip me in baby oil
5. Tickle me ’til I get annoyed
6. Give my homegirl some
7. Maintain a visible hairline