When news of the inevitable Lance Armstrong biopic first broke, I thought to myself, Gee, I wonder who is going to play Lance Armstrong? Then, approximately 37 days later, I clicked on a blog post that said “Ben Foster Cast As Lance Armstrong in Biopic.” My question had been answered! About 9 seconds after that, I wondered, Man, what will Ben Foster look like as Lance Armstrong? Then, approximately 91 days after that, I clicked on a link that said, Get a First Glimpse of Ben Foster As Lance Armstrong! My question had been answered again! And guess what! That day is today!