We love them, we touch them, we tell people to eat bags of them. Lately, overt dick motifs have become a big thing in the fashion world, which is like the regular world, but with clothes and accessories that have dicks printed on them. From the Walter Van Beirendonck shoes that spawned 1,000 penis puns (guess I was hard up for some entertainment) to NYC label RHLS’s cartoonish, phallic smiley face gear, it’s clear that competition is getting stiff to ride this trend the long way.
From leggings (in both mens’ and womens’ sizes), shorts, and hoodie/ponchos, if you’ve ever wanted to be covered in head-to-toe junk, Bas Kosters has got you and then some. I highly recommend trolling social events with this “abstract” print that will have your acquaintances swelling with amusement and standing at attention once they get a closer look. Or, maybe your friends aren’t squares and are jaded enough to just say “cool dick shirt”.
It’s a ween-ween situation.