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Awesomesauce! Oxford Dictionaries Adds a Bunch of ‘Rly’ Stupid Words

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Awesomesauce! Oxford Dictionaries Adds a Bunch of ‘Rly’ Stupid Words

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The english language has been dying a slow, gruesome death for years now, and Oxford Dictionaries just delivered another powerful blow by adding a bunch of embarrassing words to its online repertoire. Here are some of the worst additions with their corresponding definitions. I have also provided examples, in case you’d like to become the sort of irritating human that uses these words.

Awesomesauce: Extremely good; excellent.

This tomato sauce is awesomesauce! 

Bruh: A male friend (often used as a form of address)

That’s my meatloaf, bruh! 

Hangry: Bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger.

Jessica gets super hangry if she doesn’t have her muesli. 

Abso-bloody-lutely: Emphatic or humorous form of absolutely.

I abso-bloody-lutely hate humanity for creating these words. 

Fur baby: A person’s dog, cat or other furry pet animal.

Melissa has a fur baby, but not many human friends. 

Cat cafe: A cafe or similar establishment where people pay to interact with cats housed on the premises.

A cat cafe is a good place to cry. 

Mic drop. (But rly, “mic drop” has been added too. So has rly)