Advice

Attention Jay Z: You are Not Important

Advice

Attention Jay Z: You are Not Important

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Jigga needs to stop pretending he’s the Czar of New York. He’s a rapper, that’s all, and a washed up one at that. First, Hov meets with the Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge at a Nets game–wearing a Hamasa. He’s Jewish now? Next he’s meeting with Andrew Cuomo to talk about criminal justice reform. Meanwhile, Diddy is keeping it mad real this week, beating up Drake in a Miami club. Take a lesson, because Puff is still worth $1-150 million more than you and no one even knows what he does.

Jay, get up in the studio and record a good album. Or maybe beat down Kendrick Lamar? Remember when you stabbed Lance “Un” Rivera? Us too. You are not a politician, royalty, Jewish. You’re a former crack dealer from Bed Stuy. As much as we want to totally hate the guy, he has like 60 good songs and he did completely crush this freestyle at Obama’s first inauguration. Guess he’s been dreaming of political power ever since…