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At Last, The Dildo Selfie Stick is Here

Culture

At Last, The Dildo Selfie Stick is Here

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We’ve seen selfie shoes and selfie aerobics, so let’s face it, a dildo selfie stick was inevitable. Now it’s only a matter of time before O faces are trending on Instagram and we can all give up because the human race as we know it has reached the point of no return.

“What if you could capture one of life’s greatest moments with the push of the button?” the greatest commercial actor of all time asks. “Say hello to The Dildo Selfie Stick.”

The default Dildo Selfie Stick is delightfully purple, but it appears to work with a range of attachments to maximize pleasure. Instructions seem followable enough, unless you’re this guy:

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And while there’s a high probability that this is a joke, I’m not sure if it makes me want to laugh or cry 🙁