Super Mario Dog Is the (New) Greatest Vine Ever, announces E!. Super Mario Dog Powers Up In Awesomest Vine Ever, trumpets the Huffington Post. ‘Mario Dog’ Is The Best Vine There Will Ever Be, proclaims Uproxx. So that’s settled then. Best Vine ever. Admittedly, the list of actually watchable Vines is pretty short. There was that Ryan Gosling Refusing to Eat Cereal thing that we’re all still into, then, uh, my friend showed me one he uploaded of me eating cheese off a plate while standing in the middle of a crowded kitchen at a party once, and that was pretty good. Got to be some somewhat memorable porn clips out there I’m guessing too, right? Maybe a baby taking its first steps, say, for one other example of a potential application of Vine that you would take, then share, and someone might watch. Someone at a concert pointing their camera at the stage? I bet that happens a lot. But, yeah, sure, on top of all of those things, then yes, this thing, which combines two of the internet’s lasting obsessions, animals in clothes, and remembering the ’90s. Pack it in, Vine users, because this is as good as it gets. Nicely done.