This fancy tour merch thing has officially gotten out of hand and we have no one to blame but ourselves. We’ve already written about it at length, so I won’t bore you with rehashing what y’all already know, but with the announcement of Bieber’s new Barneys capsule collection, we have finally hit rock bottom. Justin Bieber is going to offer a $1,675 “Purpose” leather jacket. At Barneys.
We cannot let this go on.
So let it be known that anyone who drops $1,675 on a Justin Bieber leather is my nemesis. And if you drop $1,675 of your parent’s money on a Justin Bieber leather, you are my nemesis times a billion.
I beg of you, do literally anything else with that money. Buy a leather jacket made by anyone else. Invest in the stock market. Light it on fire. Just don’t be that doucher walking around Soho wearing this monstrosity. Don’t be my nemesis.