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Angry Woman Has Least Fun Possible on Splash Mountain

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Angry Woman Has Least Fun Possible on Splash Mountain

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Sometimes the stars align and something that is just destined to become an internet sensation is captured by an iPhone, television camera or, in this case, the cameras installed in roller coasters to further price gouge amusement park guests. God bless those cameras, because otherwise we would have been robbed the pleasure of getting to know this woman:

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Her name is Jordan Alexander and she’s pissed af because her husband, Steven, backed out on joining her on the ride at the last second. Frankly I don’t blame him – there’s nothing worse than walking around Disney World soaking wet and they don’t call it Splash Mountain for nuthin.

“I thought it would kind of be funny if my husband had a memento of how mad he made me,” Jordan told Inside Edition. “I practiced my face the whole ride. I wanted to get it right but I didn’t have a mirror, so I just had to frown my brow, make a face, and just hope for the best.”

Needless to say, she freaking nailed it. Log Lady would be proud.