While everyone’s abuzz about the new year and all, I’m more excited about 1995. All things related to “hacking” seem to have taken over the tail end of 2014’s trends: J Law’s impressive hotel nude selfies, awesome Sony emails like exposing the new James Bond to be black (yaaaaaas,) and most recently, unreleased modeling photos of Angelina Jolie. The now director/philanthropist/adoption machine/wife/and all-around-dime piece reminded us of her bad girl ways.
This was 1995 when a just post-jail bate 19-year-old Jolie decided to partake in some risqué poses to promote her movie Hackers (oh the irony.) Sorry badgalriri but Jolie was the original–and still the reigning champion–of racy “modeling” photos.
The images are a 90’s wet dream: Lit cigarette in one hand, colorful rolling curlers in hair, black choker necklace and thinly penciled eyebrows. Jolie slouches in a black slinky minimalist Calvin Klein dress, which I assume she grew tired of at some point during the shoot, since the most likely couture garment becomes a mere cloth to barely cover her ass displaying the youngster’s choice in tattoo art. Side note: Givenchy and Chanel’s 2014 efforts of slapping $2,000 dog collar padlock necklaces on models and it girls worked, but 1995 Jolie did it better. So if you’re still struggling with your moral positions on all this hacking bullshit…keep these images in mind.