There really isn’t much we wouldn’t want to watch Angelina Jolie do, if we’re being honest here. Clipping out coupons from the newspaper, filing her toenails, winning a breakdancing competition to save the local community center–you name it. But this, this right here is exactly what she was made for: creeping everyone the eff out with a weird horn hat on and making trees explode out of the ground (if you know what we mean).
The trees are boners.
Jolie straps on the old magic bitch face and spooks Elle Fanning’s Sleeping Beauty in the first clip from Maleficient, a retelling of the classic fairytale about a lazy beautiful girl who didn’t want to get a job because Obamacare or something. It’s been a while since we’ve seen the original.