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Americans are Trolling Trump’s Anti-Immigration Hotline by Reporting Real Aliens

Culture

Americans are Trolling Trump’s Anti-Immigration Hotline by Reporting Real Aliens

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Sometimes, the world doesn’t completely suck. Proof: Trump’s new anti-Immigration VOICE hotline has been down since yesterday, when it first launched, because Americans have been spam-calling the number to report aliens—of the extraterrestrial variety. Brilliant. And the irony doesn’t end there. Yesterday was actually world #AlienDay, a fact that makes the VOICE launch and ensuing X-FIles calls, even better.





Needless to say, ICE is pissed.

“There are certainly more constructive ways to make one’s opinions heard,” said a spokesman for the agency, “than to prevent legitimate victims of crime from receiving the information and resources they seek because the lines are tied up by hoax callers.”

Hoax? Please. We’ve all listened to enough Mulder monologues to know this shit is real.





Although Trump and his lackeys aren’t too pleased, I am, and at the end of day, that’s all that matters.

If you have any alien sightings, abduction stories or X-Files theories to report, call 1-855-48-VOICE.