Sometimes, the world doesn’t completely suck. Proof: Trump’s new anti-Immigration VOICE hotline has been down since yesterday, when it first launched, because Americans have been spam-calling the number to report aliens—of the extraterrestrial variety. Brilliant. And the irony doesn’t end there. Yesterday was actually world #AlienDay, a fact that makes the VOICE launch and ensuing X-FIles calls, even better.
If any of you need to report space aliens to our government, please call their hotline: 1-855-48-VOICE. Here are some of their Most Wanted: pic.twitter.com/nWnVYdDdpG
— Steven Santos (@stevensantos) April 27, 2017
Just called DHS VOICE hotline to report alien on alien crime. Klingons were beating up on a Romulan in the park across the street. ?
— Luis Lozano (@lbcapomana225) April 28, 2017
— ✊? (@AltUSFWS) April 28, 2017
Needless to say, ICE is pissed.
“There are certainly more constructive ways to make one’s opinions heard,” said a spokesman for the agency, “than to prevent legitimate victims of crime from receiving the information and resources they seek because the lines are tied up by hoax callers.”
Hoax? Please. We’ve all listened to enough Mulder monologues to know this shit is real.
Please call Trump’s Alien Hotline 1-855-48-VOICE if you see this creature – he could destroy us all! pic.twitter.com/udFf0yRwPf
— Hillary Is Coming! (@HillaryIsComing) April 28, 2017
?Report alien problems to VOICE!?
??CALL NOW! ??
— Kaylee Frye (@Kaylee_Frye2017) April 27, 2017
Know an Alien with a problem?
Call 1-855-48-VOICE to talk about it ? pic.twitter.com/9FgGknzwe6
— James St. Patrick (@88blackhatz) April 27, 2017
Although Trump and his lackeys aren’t too pleased, I am, and at the end of day, that’s all that matters.
If you have any alien sightings, abduction stories or X-Files theories to report, call 1-855-48-VOICE.