You don’t want to speculate what might be going on with Amanda Bynes, who’s been caught in all kinds of compromising situations over the last few years: multiple drunk driving incident, locking herself in changing rooms, apparently talking to herself, getting cheek piercings… it’s weird stuff, and makes you wonder if she’s legitimately not doing that well, assuming you’re the type who gets worried for former child stars. At any rate, Bynes consolidated that zaniness by Tweeting something very forward about how she feels about Drake.
I want @drake to murder my vagina
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
Celebrities meet each other through inertia, but they’re also set up through their publicists to potentially facilitate what might be a bloggable new relationship or friendship. Since Bynes is probably past the date of relevance for Drake to associate with—I imagine he’d be more into the Spring Breakers crew—she decided to skip all of that and @ the Toronto rapper, hoping he’d see it and think to himself, “Hmm, maybe?” As of now, he hadn’t offered a response on the Internet, though maybe he’s sent her a direct message along the lines of, “Hey, are you doing alright? You know that’s not a healthy way to declare you have a crush on someone, right?” At least she’ll always have the RT’s.