Amanda Bynes was arrested tonight in New York City. Her crime? Loving too much. Also smoking pot in her apartment building, which is a form of loving too much. TMZ has the details, which I’m just going to c/p below, because it doesn’t matter. I was going to be somebody once too, much like Amanda Bynes.
According to law enforcement sources … police found the weed when they responded to a call for a disorderly person at Bynes’ apartment building.
A source close to Amanda tells us police were called because the troubled actress was behaving erratically … doing things like talking to herself.
We’re told Amanda went ballistic when officers arrived — kicking and screaming during the arrest, and yelling … “Don’t you know who I am?”
Our law enforcement sources say she’s been booked for criminal possession of the pot, as well as reckless endangerment and felony tampering with evidence.
The endangerment and tampering occurred when Bynes allegedly threw a bong out of her apartment window.
Does anyone know if using that many unnecessary line breaks is illegal, because I’m thinking of making a citizen’s arrest right now for that layout.
For real though, none of that is funny or even a joke. The real joke is that we are all going to watch this human being die on the internet, because that’s what we do now. LOL.