Tiring of the besuited squares frequently found on your average dating site? Are you done with flying solo but ready to YOLO? Do you enjoy long twerks on the beach, sick drops and mollywater? If so, you’re in luck– EDMDate is here, poised to raise heart rate BPM’s across America. Deep down, we’re all just searching for the gas mask to our furry bikini.
Vanyaland did the legwork and checked out their Facebook (and wrote the best headline ever), and the site appears to be real. Is it that hard to find other people that like corny, mass market garbage though? Slash, is a mutual love of noxious reappropriation really a solid bass for a relationship?
What will be next? Horny teens Harlem shaking in anticipation for TrapMatch? Writhing festies signing onto Plenty Of Phish?