Remember the time Jared Leto had us over to his house? That was cool. And the time we got a pretty good idea of how giant his dick is? And the time he made a tone deaf civil rights analogy and we called him a human fingerless glove? Man, all those things happened, no denying that. But they all pale in comparison to this, the biggest Jared Leto brand Leto news to come down the pike in a crouton’s age: Jared Leto, plucky, homespun hair-farmer, has harvested his follicular crops.
The big news comes via Suicide Squad director David Ayer, who tweeted out a photo of Leto’s newly shorn dome today. The trim comes by way of preparation for Leto’s role as the Joker in the upcoming super villain flick, which will begin shooting in Toronto this month. Also appearing, as Comicbook.com remind us, are Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, and Will Smith as Dead Shot.
RIP in peace, then, to Leto’s flowing locks. But even sadder than that, their passing means we’ve seen the last of the Leto as Jesus memes.
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— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) February 23, 2015