Here, like it says in the headline, are 8 analogies I made about Buzzfeed that are pretty good, as far as analogies go. Not too shabby, analogy-wise, if I don’t say so myself. I hope you like them and share them. Thanks as always for reading my good content and for sharing it.
Buzzfeed is an Applebee’s who think their 3 farm-to-table items in tiny font on the 17th page of menu should earn them a James Beard award.
— luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) September 4, 2014
Buzzfeed hiring smart journalists so their media friends can’t hammer them anymore is like the Lannisters sending Myrcella to live in Dorne. — luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) September 11, 2014
Buzzfeed hiring up all these smart journalists is like when my dad used to stop by now and again with a Lego set and take me for ice cream.
— luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) September 5, 2014
‘Buzzfeed does some good stuff too’ is like if Fox News put Bill Moyers on air for 17 seconds a day. — luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) July 26, 2014
Buzzfeed and Odd Future are Louie and the fat lady. A better match than one of them wants to admit.
— luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) May 15, 2014
I know it gets old, but I’m going to dash my puny hull against the craggy Buzzfeed rocks until one of us is dead, so get used to it.
— luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) January 26, 2014
Buzzfeed does some good journalism, yes, but the army sometimes rebuilds a village after it bombs it. That doesn’t make them humanitarians. — luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) October 9, 2013