You know what I like about these former child star actors? I keep getting older, and they also keep getting older. You know what I like about this porno-gaze culture? I keep getting older, and the same school girl tropes stay the same age. As in, i.e., for example, por ejemplo, this Maxim photo shoot featuring Mackenzie Rosman, former talking human child from the show 7th Heaven, famous for launching the secondary sexual characteristics of Jessica Biel unto the world. Biel herself did a famous shoot for Maxim, every pixel of which was definitely not emblazoned onto my permanent spank bank as a young man. This Rosman character, on the other hand, I do not remember, but good for her, seems like she’s doing well.
In a related matter, did we ever figure out if it’s ok or not to see a picture of your husband/wife/s.o. when they were a kid and think it’s the most adorable thing you’ve ever fucking seen that makes you want to die in the throes of cuteness agony, or is that kind of suspect?