George Clooney has gotten married
reported to be engaged to girlfriend Amal Alamuddin, and there’s one question on the minds of ladies everywhere: How do I get me a piece of that good movie star hubbie action? It’s really all not that hard to land than man of your dreams, gals. You just have to follow a few simple steps.
1) Be way more accomplished than you already are.
Consider studying at Oxford, then graduating from NYU Law School. If that doesn’t work, try speaking three languages. You might also consider representing Kofi Annan, Julian Assange, or former Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko as legal counsel.
2) Be way more beautiful than you are.
Famous actors like Clooney, who are notoriously hard to pin down, are attracted to beautiful women. Try to be one of them.
3) Be both more accomplished and more beautiful than you are at the same time.
This is the tricky part. Just one of the two isn’t going to cut it in this fast-paced movie star snagging economy.
4) Bear trap filled with really nice Scotch